Hillbillies

A guy walks into a redneck bar in Tennessee and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar  look up, expecting to
see some pitiful Yankee from up north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
No, I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. he's one of us."